When Kyle and I first started dating he bought a motorcycle (because I said they were cool), we also went bowling a lot. On my birthday he gave me a gift that was very round and I looked at him w/ a quizzical expression and said, "a bowling ball?" Turns out, it was a motorcycle helmet (that matched his).
Kyle knew right away that what I got him for his birthday really was a bowling ball.
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