Kyle got branded

I am working on a drop shadow exercise for my students, so that they can do an interesting layout of their branding project for their mini mailer portfolios. Turns out I didn't have a "branding project" of my own to use for the example, so I decided to use Kyle as my muse. He took one look at it and told me he took business cards to a recent conference he went to and didn't hand out one because he hates when people call him. Oh well?